Fishing – “5 best / worst pieces of BS I’ve heard or seen working as a guide”

Whereas the clinch is frequently tied badly and, whilst that might not matter when pops is just swinging on crappie and bluegill, put the same knot on a corbina or shark rig and you’ll soon be wondering what happened to your leader. Practice a reliable knot at home, please.

4. Noise doesn’t matter because “fish don’t have ears”

But first, what about a red ear sunfish? If fish don’t have ears, how did that happen? Joking aside, let me introduce something called the lateral line. Almost every fish species has one (it’s the horizontal raised or dark-colored line along the flanks of a fish) and they use this line of specially-adapted cells and nervous system to sense movement, vibration and pressure changes. You know, things like bank anglers tramping around, or someone line-dancing in an aluminum skiff.

The fish might not have ears, but they can sense movement and vibration better than we can, so that person who was hammering in pegs at a well-known trout lake recently and then wondering why the bite was slow 10 meters out, might want to re-think that procedure next time out.

To be clear; fish are highly-adept at sensing sound and vibration underwater and any foreign noises will be a warning sign for pressured fish, and a likely cause for concern with just about anything else living underwater. Stealth and subtlety matter.

5. “Yeah we’ve caught plenty of big fish, really big ones…”

Awesome! So when I hand you a rod attached to an angry shark heading for Japan you’ll know exactly what to do, right? Right…? To be fair, it’s pretty easy for someone in their first seasons of saltwater fishing to consider a sportboat-caught bonito or bass a big fish, and mix this in with a dose of bravado and all of a sudden you’re Captain Quint. Until it comes to game time and it becomes apparent that you don’t understand how to use a drag system, plus you have the arm muscle memory of a toddler.

Honesty is key here. A guide’s job is to meet you at your skill level and put you onto fish you can enjoy and handle. If you’re struggling to turn the handle on a big fish because it’s your first time out, that’s OK and a guide is there to help and assist in any way, but it might not be an optimal experience at the end of the day. So, just be honest when it comes to telling a guide what you’re able to do and not do – that way they can plan the trip accordingly.

Casting is another area where people frequently pitch themselves as an A-grade player whereas in reality they’re some way below that. Golfers practice on the range for a reason, and I highly recommend a similar field-based casting practice routine for anyone starting out. It makes a huge difference to catch-rates in almost any angling scenario involving casting.